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After income tax, pension and national insurance I end up owing £450.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

'My salary increase got a few oo-hs.. but no ah-hs..'

'Just because I'm Overpaid doesn't mean You're Underpaid.'

'I do my best work when I'm being paid a huge salary.'

Think Big - 'I want a rise - a big one.'

'I realize I'm making a huge salary... but I gotta be me.'

"Always stay rooted, or you'll turn into a tumbleweed..."

"Of course the extra costs of the 'minimum wage' has had an impact upon our recruitment policies...we have to be a lot more selective!"

'I knew my salary wasn't high enough until I felt deep abiding shame.'

'I could be happy with less.. but I'd rather be ecstatic with more.'

GP pay award wheel.

"The salary is excellent and the benefits are outstanding. So... which would you prefer?"

"Personally I don't think our salaries are too high - I see them as legitimate compensation for the emotional trauma we suffer due to the public's disdain for our high salaries."

'Okay, one more saga and then off you go to sleep.'

'I know he'll win; he's my stockbroker. He can beat anything, except the S & P 500.'

'Today, tax free municipals rose...on news that what's important is not how much you earn, but how much you get to keep!'

Pandemic Haircut

Arthur Andersen & Co found guilty of shredding important files during Enron investigation.

Accountant job

'It doesn't bother me that I don't know what I'm doing. I'm paid vast amounts of money.'

"I'm glad you like your starting salary, Bradford. You'll be getting it for a long, long time ... "

"Of course we pay a living wage....as long as you only live four days a week!"

'My first thought was to say, 'I made a mistake', but then I began to have second thoughts...'Telling me not to do it'.'

"For the first year, you get a cost-of-living raise every three months. Then, you hit the donut hole."

'You hit pay dirt because you're paying us dirt!'

How to put a pitcher under pressure.

'I'd like the IRS to collect more taxes from me. Would you give me a raise?'

"Oh swimming around, eating fish.. what's your porpoise in life?"