Office Saga Enthusiast Gifts

"One more personal call, Wilkins and you're for the high jump!"

'My first thought was to say, 'I made a mistake', but then I began to have second thoughts...'Telling me not to do it'.'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Lemonade Inc.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Career Choices

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Busy office.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Between Offices

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

401K

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

"Raise your hand if you're the only one that's not getting let go."

'Sorry, darling, the firm's corporate lawyers say I can't discuss my day.'

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

"Oops! Wrong plug."

"I miss the old cubicles."

Congratulations on your promotion.

"Norman, leadership is about more than telling everyone to be more like you."

"Tell your assistant it's perfect."

"I'd rather be at the office."

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

'Would everyone please join hands for a moment? I'd like to try jump-starting this meeting!'