Office Saga Enthusiast Gifts

"One more personal call, Wilkins and you're for the high jump!"

'My first thought was to say, 'I made a mistake', but then I began to have second thoughts...'Telling me not to do it'.'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Lemonade Inc.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Career Choices

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Busy office.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Between Offices

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

401K

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

"Raise your hand if you're the only one that's not getting let go."

'Sorry, darling, the firm's corporate lawyers say I can't discuss my day.'

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

"Oops! Wrong plug."

"I miss the old cubicles."

Congratulations on your promotion.

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

"Norman, leadership is about more than telling everyone to be more like you."

"I remember when this was all offices."

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

"Tell your assistant it's perfect."

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."