Sacrificial Humorist Gifts

Looking for a gift for the sacrificial humorist who loves to make others laugh at their own expense? Our collection combines clever humor with creative design, perfect for those who find joy in self-deprecating wit. Whether it's a mug, T-shirt, or print, you'll find something that resonates with their unique comedic style. Celebrate their playful spirit with a gift that highlights their talent for turning sacrifice into comedy.

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'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

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"The oracle demands the sacrifice of a virgin or an update of its operating system."

"The oracle demands the sacrifice of a virgin or an update of its operating system." mockup

"The oracle demands the sacrifice of a virgin or an update of its operating system."

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'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.' mockup

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

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Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood. mockup

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

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Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

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Priest's 'To do' list.

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"Gee, thanks pal."

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Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...' mockup

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

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Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth mockup

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

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"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!" mockup

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

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"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews." mockup

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

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"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine." mockup

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

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"Intelligent design...well, duh!" mockup

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

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"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church." mockup

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

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At the 2021 Religious Games

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"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!" mockup

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

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"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you." mockup

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

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Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger mockup

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

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Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101. mockup

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

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"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend." mockup

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

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'I don't think the employees like me.' mockup

'I don't think the employees like me.'

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"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff." mockup

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

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"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?" mockup

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

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'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!' mockup

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

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"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!" mockup

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

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'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?' mockup

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

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'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.' mockup

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

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'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.' mockup

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

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"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street." mockup

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

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'It's a zen diaphragm.'

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"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..." mockup

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

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Guru.

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"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives." mockup

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

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Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet mockup

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

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"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron." mockup

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

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Sacrificial Humorist Gifts Collection

Sacrificial Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for the sacrificial humorist—bring laughter and wit to their daily coffee or tea routine.

Sacrificial Humorist Pillows

Check out our humorous pillows for the sacrificial humorist—add a touch of wit and comfort to any living space.

Sacrificial Humorist Prints

Discover our witty and creative prints for the sacrificial humorist—perfect wall art to celebrate their unique comedic style.

Sacrificial Humorist T-Shirts

Browse our range of T-shirts perfect for the sacrificial humorist—blend comedy and style for everyday wear that sparks smiles.