Sacred Silliness Gifts

'Your pup runneth over!'

Ghostwriting the Bible

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"That's our new church mascot."

Christian and Born again Christian...

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

Lesbians for Christ

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

Eucharist

"I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon."

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

Religious toilets.

At the baby oil factory.

'Don't be too hard on sinners. If it weren't for sinning, we'd all be out of work!'

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

'Can you prove it's your hat?'

'As it's Sunday there will be 30 minutes browsing before the service begins.'

"It's Irv Pelton, Mr. Mather, from the Voice Crying in the Wilderness Department."

"Is there anybody there?"

Divinity School - Authorized Parsons Only

'Not now, Lord!'

"Uh-oh! Here comes trouble!"

"Say-y-y, this stuff could be made into a terrific mini-series."

Angel learning to fly...

"Uh oh! I just remembered we were supposed to pick up the midwife."

"D'you have sparkling?"

Spawn of Satan on board.

"So you're pregnant...by a guy named 'Holy Spirit...' Well, this might be the right moment to tell you about me and this girl from the wine tavern."

'I'm on a diet -- I only eat illusory things.'

A cow carrier.

"Hi. I'm Rod. And this is my staff."

"I was comped."

'Okay, now...while holding down the commandment key, type in the number ten.'