Sacred Silliness Pillows

'Your pup runneth over!'

Ghostwriting the Bible

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

Christian and Born again Christian...

"That's our new church mascot."

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

Lesbians for Christ

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

"I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon."

Eucharist

Religious toilets.

'Don't be too hard on sinners. If it weren't for sinning, we'd all be out of work!'

At the baby oil factory.

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

'Can you prove it's your hat?'

"It's Irv Pelton, Mr. Mather, from the Voice Crying in the Wilderness Department."

'As it's Sunday there will be 30 minutes browsing before the service begins.'

"Is there anybody there?"

Angel learning to fly...

Divinity School - Authorized Parsons Only

"Uh oh! I just remembered we were supposed to pick up the midwife."

"Uh-oh! Here comes trouble!"

'Not now, Lord!'

"Say-y-y, this stuff could be made into a terrific mini-series."

A cow carrier.

"Hi. I'm Rod. And this is my staff."

"So you're pregnant...by a guy named 'Holy Spirit...' Well, this might be the right moment to tell you about me and this girl from the wine tavern."

'I'm on a diet -- I only eat illusory things.'

"D'you have sparkling?"

"I was comped."

Wordilly Durdillies - One more day,God thought, and I'll call it a week.