Sacred Satire Pillows

'There's a lot of non-fundamentalists getting in here, Lord- we need a fence to keep them out!'

Christian and Born again Christian...

Ghostwriting the Bible

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Yes, all at once!'

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

Lesbians for Christ

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

"I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon."

Eucharist

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

"OK, OK, Dad. I'm up... I'm up."

Self raising Lazarus.

'Don't be too hard on sinners. If it weren't for sinning, we'd all be out of work!'

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

Priest walks by a religious book shelf and and a Satan book pops out to hit him on the head.

'As it's Sunday there will be 30 minutes browsing before the service begins.'

"It's Irv Pelton, Mr. Mather, from the Voice Crying in the Wilderness Department."

Angel learning to fly...

"Is there anybody there?"

"Say-y-y, this stuff could be made into a terrific mini-series."

'Not now, Lord!'

Divinity School - Authorized Parsons Only

The Second-to-last Supper.

'These are fine, but what's in it for me?'

"Up here, we call it 'Nectar of the Gods' not 'Devil's Brew'!"

God has an attack of vertigo

"Hi. I'm Rod. And this is my staff."

'I'm on a diet -- I only eat illusory things.'

Moses as a kid.

"I was comped."

'Okay, now...while holding down the commandment key, type in the number ten.'

"Of that tree you shall not eat its fruit, lest you die -- plus I licked all the fruit to make it even less appealing."

Monk using a crucifix for a hammer.