Sacred Satire Pillows

'There's a lot of non-fundamentalists getting in here, Lord- we need a fence to keep them out!'

Christian and Born again Christian...

Ghostwriting the Bible

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Yes, all at once!'

Lesbians for Christ

"I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon."

Eucharist

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

'Don't be too hard on sinners. If it weren't for sinning, we'd all be out of work!'

"OK, OK, Dad. I'm up... I'm up."

Self raising Lazarus.

"It's Irv Pelton, Mr. Mather, from the Voice Crying in the Wilderness Department."

Priest walks by a religious book shelf and and a Satan book pops out to hit him on the head.

'As it's Sunday there will be 30 minutes browsing before the service begins.'

"Is there anybody there?"

Divinity School - Authorized Parsons Only

Angel learning to fly...

'Not now, Lord!'

"Say-y-y, this stuff could be made into a terrific mini-series."

The Second-to-last Supper.

'These are fine, but what's in it for me?'

God has an attack of vertigo

"Up here, we call it 'Nectar of the Gods' not 'Devil's Brew'!"

'I'm on a diet -- I only eat illusory things.'

"Hi. I'm Rod. And this is my staff."

"I was comped."

"Of that tree you shall not eat its fruit, lest you die -- plus I licked all the fruit to make it even less appealing."

Monk using a crucifix for a hammer.

"Fantastic service, lousy food."

"It's important to remember my son; without evil, we would all be out of a job."