Sacred Text Satirist Gifts

Searching for a gift for the satire enthusiast with a keen sense of humor about sacred texts? Our collection features witty, playful products that blend spirituality with comedy. Celebrate their unique perspective with cleverly designed mugs, shirts, pillows, and prints that make a bold, funny statement. Whether for a special occasion or just because, these items are sure to evoke smiles and spark conversations among those who enjoy faith-based satire.

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'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!'' mockup

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

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"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144." mockup

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

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Priest's 'To do' list.

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"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews." mockup

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

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The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness." mockup

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

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"Intelligent design...well, duh!" mockup

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

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'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath' mockup

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

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'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...' mockup

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

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"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church." mockup

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

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"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?" mockup

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

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"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!" mockup

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

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'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!' mockup

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

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"Freshly ground pepper?"

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'It's a zen diaphragm.'

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"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis." mockup

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

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Christian and Born again Christian... mockup

Christian and Born again Christian...

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'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.' mockup

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

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"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog." mockup

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

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'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..'

'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..' mockup

'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..'

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How's my sermon. . .

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The Ten Really Cool Facts

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"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee." mockup

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

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Bishops Snooker

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"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..." mockup

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

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Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions. mockup

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

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Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.' mockup

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

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'Even More Disciples'

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Free ticket to heaven... details inside mockup

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

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Sacred Text Satirist Gifts Collection

Sacred Text Satirist Mugs

Discover our range of sacred text satirist mugs, perfect for those who love witty faith-based humor. Click to find your favorite funny and clever mug styles.

Sacred Text Satirist Pillows

Check out our pillows with sacred text humor, blending comfort and comedy. A fun way to add personality to any space with a witty, faith-inspired design.

Sacred Text Satirist Prints

Explore our prints that humorously reinterpret sacred texts, perfect for sparking conversations and adding a lighthearted touch to their decor.

Sacred Text Satirist T-Shirts

Browse our collection of t-shirts featuring sacred text satire, ideal for making a humorous statement. Find the perfect witty shirt to suit their playful personality.