Stellar Silliness Gifts

'Don't you think it's strange that it's called mooning when the moon never actually shows its backside!'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Save Our Universe

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

Standings: Milky Way Conference

"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

"You have twenty eight days to live."

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

At the baby oil factory.

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

'Can you spare a moment for the Universe, sir?'

Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy.

"Y'all look like dog people to me."

New Years Reolutions

"B*****d!"

'Don't sweat it pal - you can always appeal. I'm a lawyer. I'd be happy to take on your case- pro bono, of course.'

'Sir, you're not going to believe this but the vatican is preparing to move into our territory.'

'Sorry -- that's not on our list of approved churches.'

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

STRIP Hambone: Wind up computer

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

Moon Prank

'You can't take it with you means your cellphones too.'

"You'll have to excuse him. He's a gassy planet."

Church urges rethink on air traffic control

Uh-Oh...

NASA discovers Ultima Tule, an object the farthest stretch from truth in the universe

Moon Vacuuming

Halo Theft

"He says masks are mandatory to enter. Should we try the other place instead?"

'... blast off!... Uh-oh. Houston, we have a problem.'