Stellar Silliness T-Shirts

'Don't you think it's strange that it's called mooning when the moon never actually shows its backside!'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Save Our Universe

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

Standings: Milky Way Conference

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

At the baby oil factory.

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'Can you spare a moment for the Universe, sir?'

"You have twenty eight days to live."

Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy.

"Y'all look like dog people to me."

New Years Reolutions

"B*****d!"

'Don't sweat it pal - you can always appeal. I'm a lawyer. I'd be happy to take on your case- pro bono, of course.'

'Sorry -- that's not on our list of approved churches.'

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

STRIP Hambone: Wind up computer

'Sir, you're not going to believe this but the vatican is preparing to move into our territory.'

Moon Prank

'You can't take it with you means your cellphones too.'

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

"You'll have to excuse him. He's a gassy planet."

"You're always in a bad mood when you visit."

Halo Theft

NASA discovers Ultima Tule, an object the farthest stretch from truth in the universe

'... blast off!... Uh-oh. Houston, we have a problem.'

"He says masks are mandatory to enter. Should we try the other place instead?"

Uh-Oh...

Church urges rethink on air traffic control