Sabbath Enthusiast Gifts

'He's not too swift with the rest of the commandments, but he does rest on Sundays.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Happy Easter

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs."

Missing Easter Egg

'Oh, Christ.'

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

Three Parent Baby

Easter Bonnet

Jesus and the Peeps

Easter Bunny!

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

Easter bunny Island.

"Dad! Woody's taking all the fun out of the Easter egg hunt!"

Nativity Scene on the Underground

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

Add to Basket?

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "

Curate talking to miners

'Personally, I prefer a more traditional message for Easter Service.'

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Dog frightened by Giant Bunny

'Your late husband requests a status up date on how his stocks are doing...'

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'