Saboteur Of Sabbath Services Gifts

Curate tells two miners that he hopes to see them on Sunday. They reply that he is welcome to come fighting with them if he likes.

Working Holiday

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"I'm taking some time off to get away from the stress. See you in ten years."

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

"Here - I've no use for spreadsheets where I'm going."

"I'm afraid the diagnosis isn't good."

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

'When you take a vacation to get away, you really get away!'

The Smug Unemployed Monkey

Curate talking to miners

Just along for the ride.

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

Senior executive holding guitar hitchiking on open road in desert landscape.

'LIAR!'

R. Chones, Financial Counselor: On Vacation. Watch Suze Orman.

"I'm not beached. I just don't swim on Saturdays."

Boy playing and sundayschool teacher

And on the Seventh Day...

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."

'I've given you 110% for ten years as you requested. Now I'm taking the year off that I've earned!'

Dietitian: Weighting Room.

"Chief, I'd like a four-year sabbatical to prepare for the millennium."

....And on the seventh day,god painted!

"Putting a steak, chicken wings and potato chips on a salad kind of negates the eating healthy concept."

"We always take one piece out."