Sukkah Enthusiast Gifts

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

Oymoticons

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Moses as a child.

Did you find our menorah?

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

The Exobus

"First, do no ham."

"Okay, we get it - You're a social conservative!"

Mr. Spock at a child rearing seminar.

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

Chicken Little's Cousin, Turkey Little: 'The Axe is falling! The axe is falling!'

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

Safer Torah

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

"I don't want to bust your diet so we're having turkey franks and pumpkin yogurt."

Torah-nosaurus Rex

"That's just sick."

Torah reading on the subway.

The Passover Police

Rosh Hashanah used to be a confusing time for the hearing impaired.

'He's not too swift with the rest of the commandments, but he does rest on Sundays.'

Amos Oz

Existential Dreidel

Shimon Peres last embrace...

"That was Elijah. He's stuck on the Garden State."

Well, the kids are ready for Pesach

"I'm sorry, Steve, I was only dating you for the kitsch value."

"In the store it was kitschy - in my apartment it was tacky."

Jewish Reindeer.