Sukkah Enthusiast Pillows

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

Oymoticons

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Moses as a child.

Did you find our menorah?

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

The Exobus

"First, do no ham."

Mr. Spock at a child rearing seminar.

"Okay, we get it - You're a social conservative!"

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

Safer Torah

"I don't want to bust your diet so we're having turkey franks and pumpkin yogurt."

Torah-nosaurus Rex

"That's just sick."

Torah reading on the subway.

The Passover Police

'He's not too swift with the rest of the commandments, but he does rest on Sundays.'

Rosh Hashanah used to be a confusing time for the hearing impaired.

Existential Dreidel

Shimon Peres last embrace...

Amos Oz

"That was Elijah. He's stuck on the Garden State."

Well, the kids are ready for Pesach

"I'm sorry, Steve, I was only dating you for the kitsch value."

"In the store it was kitschy - in my apartment it was tacky."

"Look, it's manna or nothing - No WAY He's going to give us ham sandwiches!"

Jewish Reindeer.