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"That was Elijah. He's stuck on the Garden State."

Did you find our menorah?

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Oymoticons

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

The Exobus

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

"May your year be pear-fect."

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Safer Torah

'I create them, I liberate them from Egypt, I give them manna, and now they want me to make the sun stand still!'

Torah-nosaurus Rex

"I don't care if it's his new year, that's my honey!"

"That's just sick."

Lighting Chanukah candles was a matter of seconds for Puff the Magic Dragon

Snowboy becomes a Snowman.

'No, you don't get to pick one from each column!'

The Passover Police

"Kfetch!"

Bubbie's parrot

Lulav and Etrog Fencing

Karate Yid

"According to tradition, we now welcome the 'Ushpizin', the holy guest, Avraham into our Succah."

Tradition!

Rosh Hashanah used to be a confusing time for the hearing impaired.

Existential Dreidel