Jewish Tradition Admirers Pillows

Cats holding up Happy Bar Mitzvah sign.

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Oymoticons

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Did you find our menorah?

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

'What, They're comfortable.'

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

The Exobus

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

"May your year be pear-fect."

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

Safer Torah

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Torah-nosaurus Rex

"I don't care if it's his new year, that's my honey!"

'I create them, I liberate them from Egypt, I give them manna, and now they want me to make the sun stand still!'

Astral Projecting Babushkas

John Travolta shakes the lulav and etrog,

"That's just sick."

Lighting Chanukah candles was a matter of seconds for Puff the Magic Dragon

'No, you don't get to pick one from each column!'

Snowboy becomes a Snowman.

"Three kings and we still can't get a room upgrade?"

Lulav and Etrog Fencing

Bubbie's parrot

Karate Yid