Jewish Traditions Lover Pillows

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Oymoticons

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

Folk Wedding

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Did you find our menorah?

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Maypole

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

Shavuot - Like!

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

Time for Tea

Queen reigning.

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

'I want a traditional church wedding but Sam prefers something trendy. Can we compromise and do it bunji-jumping from the steeple?'

First Marriage.

Happy Hogmanay!

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

"May your year be pear-fect."

"We had this last year."

"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, which may involve an occasional hot=dog-eating contest."