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Lighting Chanukah candles was a matter of seconds for Puff the Magic Dragon

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

'No, you don't get to pick one from each column!'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

'I create them, I liberate them from Egypt, I give them manna, and now they want me to make the sun stand still!'

Tradition!

Happy Chametz Reunions

Kosher fish taunts

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"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Oymoticons

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

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Did you find our menorah?

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'What, They're comfortable.'

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

The Exobus

"First, do no ham."

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

"You think you're brave? I read Hebrew in front of a live audience."

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

"May your year be pear-fect."

Safer Torah

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Torah-nosaurus Rex

"I don't care if it's his new year, that's my honey!"

"That's just sick."

John Travolta shakes the lulav and etrog,

Snowboy becomes a Snowman.

Lulav and Etrog Fencing