Jewish Culture Appreciator Pillows

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Oymoticons

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

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'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Did you find our menorah?

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'What, They're comfortable.'

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

"First, do no ham."

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

Meanwhile...in Albania

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

"May your year be pear-fect."

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

Safer Torah

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'Chief Big Carbon Footprint says bring more firewood.'

"I don't care if it's his new year, that's my honey!"

'I create them, I liberate them from Egypt, I give them manna, and now they want me to make the sun stand still!'

"Selfie"? What's a "selfie"?

Torah-nosaurus Rex

John Travolta shakes the lulav and etrog,

"That's just sick."

Lighting Chanukah candles was a matter of seconds for Puff the Magic Dragon

Snowboy becomes a Snowman.

'No, you don't get to pick one from each column!'