Jewish Tradition Enthusiast Gifts

"Mmmm! This is delicious!"

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Oymoticons

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Did you find our menorah?

Shall I be mother?

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

The Exobus

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

'Well,what do you think of the new gown and wig?'

"May your year be pear-fect."

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

Safer Torah

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Amish personal mobility scooter

"Oh, great, the fundamentalists are back."

Torah-nosaurus Rex

A dog waits in anticipation for a man to toss a caber

"I don't care if it's his new year, that's my honey!"

'I create them, I liberate them from Egypt, I give them manna, and now they want me to make the sun stand still!'

Seder Plate Symbols Explained

"That's just sick."

Lighting Chanukah candles was a matter of seconds for Puff the Magic Dragon