Kosher Enthusiast Gifts

Supa- Kosher-Mart

'Are you sure this meatloaf is kosher?'

Oymoticons

Jewish Geometry

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Did you find our menorah?

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

"First, do no ham."

The Exobus

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

Safer Torah

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

Torah-nosaurus Rex

'Hi. I'm Rabbi Feldman, and I'll be your mohel this evening.'

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

"I don't care if it's his new year, that's my honey!"

"Actually, I was first drawn to Judaism not because of the religious beliefs but the dietary restrictions!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but you needed to order the kosher meal when you were abducted."

'Whoa, what's this? I specifically requested the Kosher mean.'

Shimon Peres last embrace...

Amos Oz

"That was Elijah. He's stuck on the Garden State."

"It's not a question of kosher. He's checking the rabbi's name to see if it's one whose politics he agrees with."

"Look, it's manna or nothing - No WAY He's going to give us ham sandwiches!"

"It's Barbara Streisand and I'm listening to her because she's Jewish so she puts me in the mood to practice my Bat Mitzvah Haftorah."

"Mmmm! This is delicious!"

'Only twelve tribes and they've already lost TEN of them?'

"What foul and wicked concoction brews here?"

Israel Zangwill.

Kosher fish taunts

'True happiness!'

"Or,if you prefer, I also have lox and bagels."

"And here's a list of food you can't eat."