Kosher Foodie Gifts

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

"I'm sorry, sir, but you needed to order the kosher meal when you were abducted."

The wicked witch tries to capitalise on the growing kosher market.

'Whoa, what's this? I specifically requested the Kosher mean.'

"I guess we should use kosher cheese."

"Mmmm! This is delicious!"

Jewish Geometry

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Holy Macaroni,

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

"...and, for those parishioners who insist on a Eucharist made with all organic, locally-sourced ingredients, see Father Maguire at aisle three."

'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.'

"First, do no ham."

Bishop reads menu which features only loaves, fishes, water and wine.

Holy Pizza

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

'Hi. I'm Rabbi Feldman, and I'll be your mohel this evening.'

'You realize, we can't have frozen yogurt EVERY day.'

Grace.

"Actually, I was first drawn to Judaism not because of the religious beliefs but the dietary restrictions!"

The Deli Lama - Sandwich shop.

"Give us this day our daily bread...and maybe a nice dip to go with it..."

Buddhist Burgers: 'Make me one with everything'.

Kids seem to sense when Pesach is drawing near.

"It's not a question of kosher. He's checking the rabbi's name to see if it's one whose politics he agrees with."

Benefits of going out to eat with Jesus.

'Is there such a thing as diet manna?'

Kosher fish taunts

"Or,if you prefer, I also have lox and bagels."

"And here's a list of food you can't eat."

Supa- Kosher-Mart