Kosher Food Gifts

"It's not a question of kosher. He's checking the rabbi's name to see if it's one whose politics he agrees with."

'Whoa, what's this? I specifically requested the Kosher mean.'

"I guess we should use kosher cheese."

Night of the Latkes

Jewish Geometry

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Holy Macaroni,

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

"First, do no ham."

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

'Hi. I'm Rabbi Feldman, and I'll be your mohel this evening.'

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

"Actually, I was first drawn to Judaism not because of the religious beliefs but the dietary restrictions!"

The Life Cycle of Cholent

"I'm sorry, sir, but you needed to order the kosher meal when you were abducted."

Kids seem to sense when Pesach is drawing near.

"Look, it's manna or nothing - No WAY He's going to give us ham sandwiches!"

"What foul and wicked concoction brews here?"

"That by you is a wish? 'A toasted bialy with cream cheese'?"

Kosher fish taunts

"Mmmm! This is delicious!"

"Or,if you prefer, I also have lox and bagels."

"And here's a list of food you can't eat."

Supa- Kosher-Mart

'I haven't eaten kosher in ages.'

'Are you sure this meatloaf is kosher?'

"Hey Mrs. Weinberg. Just a few groceries for you today then?"

Deconstructed Street Foods - Falafel

'Your kind isn't welcom here.'

"Is it kosher to say '#Blessed' on this post?"

The wicked witch tries to capitalise on the growing kosher market.

Sleeping with the Gefilta fish

"Judy Solomon gained nine pounds over the weekend because she ate trayf!"