Kosher Food Gifts

"It's not a question of kosher. He's checking the rabbi's name to see if it's one whose politics he agrees with."

'Whoa, what's this? I specifically requested the Kosher mean.'

"I guess we should use kosher cheese."

Night of the Latkes

Jewish Geometry

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

Holy Macaroni,

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

"First, do no ham."

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

'Hi. I'm Rabbi Feldman, and I'll be your mohel this evening.'

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

"Actually, I was first drawn to Judaism not because of the religious beliefs but the dietary restrictions!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but you needed to order the kosher meal when you were abducted."

The Life Cycle of Cholent

Kids seem to sense when Pesach is drawing near.

"Look, it's manna or nothing - No WAY He's going to give us ham sandwiches!"

"Mmmm! This is delicious!"

Kosher fish taunts

"That by you is a wish? 'A toasted bialy with cream cheese'?"

"What foul and wicked concoction brews here?"

"Or,if you prefer, I also have lox and bagels."

"And here's a list of food you can't eat."

Supa- Kosher-Mart

Deconstructed Street Foods - Falafel

The wicked witch tries to capitalise on the growing kosher market.

"Is it kosher to say '#Blessed' on this post?"

'Are you sure this meatloaf is kosher?'

'I haven't eaten kosher in ages.'

"Hey Mrs. Weinberg. Just a few groceries for you today then?"

'Your kind isn't welcom here.'

Sleeping with the Gefilta fish

"Judy Solomon gained nine pounds over the weekend because she ate trayf!"