Kosher Cuisine Fan Gifts

"Actually, I was first drawn to Judaism not because of the religious beliefs but the dietary restrictions!"

Night of the Latkes

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Jewish Geometry

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Holy Macaroni,

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

A tureen of chefs

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

"First, do no ham."

"May your year be pear-fect."

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

Safer Torah

"I don't care if it's his new year, that's my honey!"

'Hi. I'm Rabbi Feldman, and I'll be your mohel this evening.'

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

"I'm sorry, sir, but you needed to order the kosher meal when you were abducted."

'Whoa, what's this? I specifically requested the Kosher mean.'

Bubbie's parrot

Lulav and Etrog Fencing

The Life Cycle of Cholent

Kids seem to sense when Pesach is drawing near.

"It's not a question of kosher. He's checking the rabbi's name to see if it's one whose politics he agrees with."

"Look, it's manna or nothing - No WAY He's going to give us ham sandwiches!"

Card with crossed out spellings of Chanukah.

"The recipe said to stand in hot water for ten minutes."

Jewdle

"I forgot my wig."

"That by you is a wish? 'A toasted bialy with cream cheese'?"

"Mmmm! This is delicious!"

Kosher fish taunts

"What foul and wicked concoction brews here?"

"Or,if you prefer, I also have lox and bagels."

"And here's a list of food you can't eat."