Kosher Cuisine Fan T-Shirts

"Actually, I was first drawn to Judaism not because of the religious beliefs but the dietary restrictions!"

Night of the Latkes

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Jewish Geometry

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

Holy Macaroni,

A tureen of chefs

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

"First, do no ham."

"May your year be pear-fect."

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

Safer Torah

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

'Hi. I'm Rabbi Feldman, and I'll be your mohel this evening.'

"I don't care if it's his new year, that's my honey!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but you needed to order the kosher meal when you were abducted."

Bubbie's parrot

Lulav and Etrog Fencing

The Life Cycle of Cholent

'Whoa, what's this? I specifically requested the Kosher mean.'

Kids seem to sense when Pesach is drawing near.

"It's not a question of kosher. He's checking the rabbi's name to see if it's one whose politics he agrees with."

"Look, it's manna or nothing - No WAY He's going to give us ham sandwiches!"

Card with crossed out spellings of Chanukah.

Kosher fish taunts

Jewdle

"I forgot my wig."

"What foul and wicked concoction brews here?"

"That by you is a wish? 'A toasted bialy with cream cheese'?"

"Mmmm! This is delicious!"

"The recipe said to stand in hot water for ten minutes."

"Or,if you prefer, I also have lox and bagels."

"And here's a list of food you can't eat."