Kosher Food Fan T-Shirts

'Behold brethren, the promised land!'

Kosher fish taunts

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Jewish Geometry

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

Holy Macaroni,

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

'Go on - they're organic!'

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.'

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

"First, do no ham."

'I think the microwave has finally given up the ghost.'

"May your year be pear-fect."

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

'Hi. I'm Rabbi Feldman, and I'll be your mohel this evening.'

'Whoever called this job WAITING obviously never did it!'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"Actually, I was first drawn to Judaism not because of the religious beliefs but the dietary restrictions!"

Lulav and Etrog Fencing

Bubbie's parrot

"Lemming" Meringue Pie

'Whoa, what's this? I specifically requested the Kosher mean.'

'Sure, we're in demand. We're fresh, we have no artificial flavoring, no artificial coloring...'

"I'm sorry, sir, but you needed to order the kosher meal when you were abducted."

Anteater choosing between a man-made ant farm and an ant hill with Free-Range sign.

Kids seem to sense when Pesach is drawing near.

"It's not a question of kosher. He's checking the rabbi's name to see if it's one whose politics he agrees with."

"Look, it's manna or nothing - No WAY He's going to give us ham sandwiches!"

"I forgot my wig."

Jewdle

Card with crossed out spellings of Chanukah.