Kosher Kitchen Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Wow, I guess Mom was pretty upset about that spoon.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Night of the Latkes

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

Jewish Geometry

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

Thank you for the wedding present.

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

"First, do no ham."

"Yes...it may not be the Ritz, Rupert old chum but it's all good home cooked fare!"

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

Whistling Kettle

"So much to do... so little time."

A seafood restaurants has live fish swimming around its kitchen.

'Oh, it's lovely, dear! Everything is so conveniently arranged to save you time in the morning!'

'I see there are more 'pins' on the family homepage,'

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."

'One piece of toast or two?'

'I need a house with more counter space!'

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

Ants take cheese and grater

A watched kettle never boils.

Pig watching a chef cut up his leg.

Cuckoo blender

'Hi. I'm Rabbi Feldman, and I'll be your mohel this evening.'

Kitchen chef

'Every traditional country kitchen needs an aga like this... It's perfect for keeping the microwave in.'