Kosher Kitchen Enthusiast Mugs

'Wow, I guess Mom was pretty upset about that spoon.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Night of the Latkes

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

Jewish Geometry

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

Thank you for the wedding present.

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

"First, do no ham."

"Yes...it may not be the Ritz, Rupert old chum but it's all good home cooked fare!"

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

Whistling Kettle

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."

'I see there are more 'pins' on the family homepage,'

'Oh, it's lovely, dear! Everything is so conveniently arranged to save you time in the morning!'

A seafood restaurants has live fish swimming around its kitchen.

"So much to do... so little time."

'I need a house with more counter space!'

'One piece of toast or two?'

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

Ants take cheese and grater

Pig watching a chef cut up his leg.

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

A watched kettle never boils.

'Hi. I'm Rabbi Feldman, and I'll be your mohel this evening.'

Cuckoo blender

Kitchen chef