Kosher Enthusiast T-Shirts

Supa- Kosher-Mart

'Are you sure this meatloaf is kosher?'

Oymoticons

Jewish Geometry

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Did you find our menorah?

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

The Exobus

"First, do no ham."

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

Safer Torah

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

"I don't care if it's his new year, that's my honey!"

'Hi. I'm Rabbi Feldman, and I'll be your mohel this evening.'

Torah-nosaurus Rex

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

"Actually, I was first drawn to Judaism not because of the religious beliefs but the dietary restrictions!"

'Whoa, what's this? I specifically requested the Kosher mean.'

Shimon Peres last embrace...

"I'm sorry, sir, but you needed to order the kosher meal when you were abducted."

Amos Oz

"That was Elijah. He's stuck on the Garden State."

"It's not a question of kosher. He's checking the rabbi's name to see if it's one whose politics he agrees with."

"Look, it's manna or nothing - No WAY He's going to give us ham sandwiches!"

'True happiness!'

"Mmmm! This is delicious!"

"What foul and wicked concoction brews here?"

Kosher fish taunts

'Only twelve tribes and they've already lost TEN of them?'

Israel Zangwill.

"It's Barbara Streisand and I'm listening to her because she's Jewish so she puts me in the mood to practice my Bat Mitzvah Haftorah."

"Or,if you prefer, I also have lox and bagels."

"And here's a list of food you can't eat."