Kosher Curious T-Shirts

"Is it kosher to say '#Blessed' on this post?"

'Your kind isn't welcom here.'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Jewish Geometry

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"But what if this is all there is?"

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

"I couldn't afford health insurance, so I became a Christian Scientist."

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

"First, do no ham."

The Sound Of One Hand Clapping.

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

'All may have sinned, Reverend, but all have not fallen short.'

Christian Book Shop has sign saying 'We have Noah's Ark' whilst the Weather Bureau next door has sign saying 'You're gonna need it'.

"What's the point of algebra?"

'Hi. I'm Rabbi Feldman, and I'll be your mohel this evening.'

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

"Actually, I was first drawn to Judaism not because of the religious beliefs but the dietary restrictions!"

Confessional TV.

Sex and Violence....Hell and Brimstone.

Bible Study - Today's Lesson Adam & Eve

'Whoa, what's this? I specifically requested the Kosher mean.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but you needed to order the kosher meal when you were abducted."

"It's not a question of kosher. He's checking the rabbi's name to see if it's one whose politics he agrees with."

"Look, it's manna or nothing - No WAY He's going to give us ham sandwiches!"

'Goopta's philosophy is that you should always take the path of least resistance.'

Kosher fish taunts

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr. Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with our bank chaplain."

'Do you prefer sedentary rock or Jurassic fm?'

"Mmmm! This is delicious!"

"And here's a list of food you can't eat."

Supa- Kosher-Mart

'But that was in a previous life!'