Christianity Curious T-Shirts

Christian Book Shop has sign saying 'We have Noah's Ark' whilst the Weather Bureau next door has sign saying 'You're gonna need it'.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Do Guns Kill?

"But what if this is all there is?"

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"I couldn't afford health insurance, so I became a Christian Scientist."

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"OK, so you've told us what God thinks... but now I'd like to know what YOU think!"

God hounded by the media.

'No kidding? -- a black belt in humility?'

"I can't believe I threw all that away for a Cox's pippin!"

Three wise men of the east following the guiding star.

"Why does your all-knowing, all-powerful god need marketing?"

'All may have sinned, Reverend, but all have not fallen short.'

'But what is a recession, Father?'

Why God created Humans - "Adam, pull my finger!"

"What's the point of algebra?"

"Uh Oh! Looks like you're being un-friended."

Confessional TV.

"You mind signing this? My kid's is a big fan."

Instant Baptisms

You are invited to Jesus The Launch Party.

"I would get baptized, but I have a strange fear of water."

'The Good Book makes mention of losers like yourself.'

"If so many things taste like chicken, why did God make chickens?"

"My religion makes sense if you want it to."

'What if the Virgin Mary hadn't gone along with the idea?'

"Frankincense you fool...."