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'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Hair Crop Circle

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

"I couldn't afford health insurance, so I became a Christian Scientist."

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

'It's 10pm, does anyone know how much the U.S. dollar is worth?'

'If the pound is worth so little, can I have a couple?'

'Ya know, I'm startin' to think this whole global warming thing might not be a bunch of hogwash after all.'

Je-Hereford's Witnesses

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

Yahweh/Your Way

Jesus in the 'Lost and Found'.

"If I become 'Born again', can I fudge a bit on my age?"

We have enough money to build it, but nothing left for furniture. Never start something you can't furnish!

"The only spells she does anymore are the Gospels."

"It's January Dad, where's the snow?"