Christianity Curious Gifts

Christian Book Shop has sign saying 'We have Noah's Ark' whilst the Weather Bureau next door has sign saying 'You're gonna need it'.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"But what if this is all there is?"

Do Guns Kill?

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"I couldn't afford health insurance, so I became a Christian Scientist."

"OK, so you've told us what God thinks... but now I'd like to know what YOU think!"

God hounded by the media.

'No kidding? -- a black belt in humility?'

"I can't believe I threw all that away for a Cox's pippin!"

Three wise men of the east following the guiding star.

The Sound Of One Hand Clapping.

"Why does your all-knowing, all-powerful god need marketing?"

'All may have sinned, Reverend, but all have not fallen short.'

"Did you say girl cheese sandwiches? Why can't I have a boy cheese sandwich?"

'But what is a recession, Father?'

Why God created Humans - "Adam, pull my finger!"

"Uh Oh! Looks like you're being un-friended."

"What's the point of algebra?"

"My religion makes sense if you want it to."

Baptism by fire, baptism by water.

Instant Baptisms

Confessional TV.

"If so many things taste like chicken, why did God make chickens?"

Sex and Violence....Hell and Brimstone.

You are invited to Jesus The Launch Party.

"I would get baptized, but I have a strange fear of water."

'The Good Book makes mention of losers like yourself.'

"Frankincense you fool...."

Bible Study - Today's Lesson Adam & Eve