Curious Believer Gifts

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

Do Guns Kill?

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Christian and Born again Christian...

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

'Can you debunk my essay?'

Idle parts

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'