Curious Believer Pillows

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Schrodinger's Black Box

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Do Guns Kill?

Christian and Born again Christian...

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'Can you debunk my essay?'

Idle parts

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

"Yes, I'm sure that going to school isn't the same as eating from the Tree of Knowledge."