Curious Theist Pillows

"Why does your all-knowing, all-powerful god need marketing?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Schrodinger's Black Box

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

Beyond the known and the unknown.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Do Guns Kill?

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'Can you debunk my essay?'

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"Yes, I'm sure that going to school isn't the same as eating from the Tree of Knowledge."

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet?

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

Kid to church leader: 'Is Heaven environmentally friendly?'

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."

Stonehenge Books

'Clever of you to invent a liquid which dissolves absolutely everything - what will you keep it in?'