Mystery Believer Pillows

'If it wasn't a conspiracy, how come Lee Harvey Oswald is named after two rabbits?'

The DaVinci Code

Edgar Allen Poe

hard-boiled egg...

'You know too much,'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Bermuda Triangles

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Joan Hickson

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

$1: Family Secrets

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Pastorius wonders why.

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Treasure Island Book.

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"There's something I have to tell you."

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"Ha ha, Newton! They'll blame it on a blunt instrument! No-one will ever suspect me! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'