Mystery Believer Mugs

'If it wasn't a conspiracy, how come Lee Harvey Oswald is named after two rabbits?'

Edgar Allen Poe

The DaVinci Code

hard-boiled egg...

'You know too much,'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Bermuda Triangles

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Joan Hickson

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

$1: Family Secrets

Pastorius wonders why.

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Treasure Island Book.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"There's something I have to tell you."

"Ha ha, Newton! They'll blame it on a blunt instrument! No-one will ever suspect me! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.