Kosher Curious Gifts

"Is it kosher to say '#Blessed' on this post?"

'Your kind isn't welcom here.'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Jewish Geometry

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"But what if this is all there is?"

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

"I couldn't afford health insurance, so I became a Christian Scientist."

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

"First, do no ham."

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

'All may have sinned, Reverend, but all have not fallen short.'

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

"What's the point of algebra?"

Christian Book Shop has sign saying 'We have Noah's Ark' whilst the Weather Bureau next door has sign saying 'You're gonna need it'.

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

'Hi. I'm Rabbi Feldman, and I'll be your mohel this evening.'

"Actually, I was first drawn to Judaism not because of the religious beliefs but the dietary restrictions!"

Confessional TV.

Sex and Violence....Hell and Brimstone.

Bible Study - Today's Lesson Adam & Eve

'Whoa, what's this? I specifically requested the Kosher mean.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but you needed to order the kosher meal when you were abducted."

"Look, it's manna or nothing - No WAY He's going to give us ham sandwiches!"

"It's not a question of kosher. He's checking the rabbi's name to see if it's one whose politics he agrees with."

'Do you prefer sedentary rock or Jurassic fm?'

Kosher fish taunts

'Goopta's philosophy is that you should always take the path of least resistance.'

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr. Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with our bank chaplain."

"Mmmm! This is delicious!"

"And here's a list of food you can't eat."

Supa- Kosher-Mart

'But that was in a previous life!'

'I haven't eaten kosher in ages.'