Kosher Cuisine Lover Gifts

Jewish Geometry

Night of the Latkes

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

A tureen of chefs

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

"First, do no ham."

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

Safer Torah

'Free Chen Cuangcheng fortune cookies are here!'

"I don't care if it's his new year, that's my honey!"

'Hi. I'm Rabbi Feldman, and I'll be your mohel this evening.'

"Actually, I was first drawn to Judaism not because of the religious beliefs but the dietary restrictions!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but you needed to order the kosher meal when you were abducted."

The Life Cycle of Cholent

"According to tradition, we now welcome the 'Ushpizin', the holy guest, Avraham into our Succah."

'Whoa, what's this? I specifically requested the Kosher mean.'

"It's not a question of kosher. He's checking the rabbi's name to see if it's one whose politics he agrees with."

"What foul and wicked concoction brews here?"

"Mmmm! This is delicious!"

Kosher fish taunts

"That by you is a wish? 'A toasted bialy with cream cheese'?"

"Or,if you prefer, I also have lox and bagels."

"And here's a list of food you can't eat."

Supa- Kosher-Mart

"Is it kosher to say '#Blessed' on this post?"

"Hey Mrs. Weinberg. Just a few groceries for you today then?"

'Your kind isn't welcom here.'

"We need to talk about the bill and how you're going to pay it."

'Are you sure this meatloaf is kosher?'

The wicked witch tries to capitalise on the growing kosher market.

'Yeah, sure, a 'family outing'! I'm telling you, it's that time of year and he's eyeing my horns!'

Sleeping with the Gefilta fish