Kosher Cuisine Lover Gifts

Jewish Geometry

Night of the Latkes

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

A tureen of chefs

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

"First, do no ham."

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Safer Torah

'Hi. I'm Rabbi Feldman, and I'll be your mohel this evening.'

'Free Chen Cuangcheng fortune cookies are here!'

"I don't care if it's his new year, that's my honey!"

"Actually, I was first drawn to Judaism not because of the religious beliefs but the dietary restrictions!"

'Whoa, what's this? I specifically requested the Kosher mean.'

The Life Cycle of Cholent

"According to tradition, we now welcome the 'Ushpizin', the holy guest, Avraham into our Succah."

"I'm sorry, sir, but you needed to order the kosher meal when you were abducted."

"It's not a question of kosher. He's checking the rabbi's name to see if it's one whose politics he agrees with."

Kosher fish taunts

"What foul and wicked concoction brews here?"

"That by you is a wish? 'A toasted bialy with cream cheese'?"

"Mmmm! This is delicious!"

"Or,if you prefer, I also have lox and bagels."

"And here's a list of food you can't eat."

Supa- Kosher-Mart

'Are you sure this meatloaf is kosher?'

"Hey Mrs. Weinberg. Just a few groceries for you today then?"

"We need to talk about the bill and how you're going to pay it."

"Is it kosher to say '#Blessed' on this post?"

'Your kind isn't welcom here.'

The wicked witch tries to capitalise on the growing kosher market.

'Yeah, sure, a 'family outing'! I'm telling you, it's that time of year and he's eyeing my horns!'

Sleeping with the Gefilta fish