Kosher Food Fan Gifts

'Behold brethren, the promised land!'

Kosher fish taunts

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Jewish Geometry

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'Go on - they're organic!'

Holy Macaroni,

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.'

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

"First, do no ham."

'I think the microwave has finally given up the ghost.'

"May your year be pear-fect."

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

'Hi. I'm Rabbi Feldman, and I'll be your mohel this evening.'

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

'Whoever called this job WAITING obviously never did it!'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"Actually, I was first drawn to Judaism not because of the religious beliefs but the dietary restrictions!"

'Sure, we're in demand. We're fresh, we have no artificial flavoring, no artificial coloring...'

Anteater choosing between a man-made ant farm and an ant hill with Free-Range sign.

Bubbie's parrot

Lulav and Etrog Fencing

'Whoa, what's this? I specifically requested the Kosher mean.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but you needed to order the kosher meal when you were abducted."

Kids seem to sense when Pesach is drawing near.

"Look, it's manna or nothing - No WAY He's going to give us ham sandwiches!"

"It's not a question of kosher. He's checking the rabbi's name to see if it's one whose politics he agrees with."

Card with crossed out spellings of Chanukah.

Jewdle

"I forgot my wig."

"Mmmm! This is delicious!"

"Or,if you prefer, I also have lox and bagels."