Jewish Food Enthusiast Gifts

"Or,if you prefer, I also have lox and bagels."

Night of the Latkes

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Oymoticons

Jewish Geometry

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Did you find our menorah?

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

"First, do no ham."

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

"May your year be pear-fect."

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

Safer Torah

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

Torah-nosaurus Rex

"I don't care if it's his new year, that's my honey!"

'I create them, I liberate them from Egypt, I give them manna, and now they want me to make the sun stand still!'

Lighting Chanukah candles was a matter of seconds for Puff the Magic Dragon

"That's just sick."

'No, you don't get to pick one from each column!'

Snowboy becomes a Snowman.

"Actually, I was first drawn to Judaism not because of the religious beliefs but the dietary restrictions!"

"Kfetch!"

The Life Cycle of Cholent

'Whoa, what's this? I specifically requested the Kosher mean.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but you needed to order the kosher meal when you were abducted."

Lulav and Etrog Fencing

Bubbie's parrot

Tradition!

"That was Elijah. He's stuck on the Garden State."