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"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

Night of the Latkes

Jewish Geometry

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

"Namasteak"

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

'Today's sermon is on the feeding of the five thousand...and I'll be giving you the recipe for that.'

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

"First, do no ham."

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

'Hi. I'm Rabbi Feldman, and I'll be your mohel this evening.'

Christmas canape?

A Chef cooking his keyboard.

"Actually, I was first drawn to Judaism not because of the religious beliefs but the dietary restrictions!"

The Life Cycle of Cholent

"I'm sorry, sir, but you needed to order the kosher meal when you were abducted."

'Whoa, what's this? I specifically requested the Kosher mean.'

"It's not a question of kosher. He's checking the rabbi's name to see if it's one whose politics he agrees with."

"Look, it's manna or nothing - No WAY He's going to give us ham sandwiches!"

"Mmmm! This is delicious!"

"That by you is a wish? 'A toasted bialy with cream cheese'?"

"What foul and wicked concoction brews here?"

Kosher fish taunts

"Or,if you prefer, I also have lox and bagels."

"And here's a list of food you can't eat."

Supa- Kosher-Mart

'Pretender' - the meat before you tenderize it.

The wicked witch tries to capitalise on the growing kosher market.

'Your kind isn't welcom here.'

"Is it kosher to say '#Blessed' on this post?"

Cloud Meal - Mashed Clouds, Sauteed Clouds, Grilled Clouds, Cloud Puffs.