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"Are you crazy? A bacon and tomato sandwich? On Yom Kippur?"

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Soup of the month.

"That's it. We’re toast."

Night of the Latkes

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Too much cilantro

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Jewish Geometry

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Salt and Pepper

The Perfect Foil

The Inexperienced Cook

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

Entertainment systems

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

'You made me jump.'

"You have arrived at your destination."

"That's the last time I ask you to fix anything around here!"

ABsurd semi-automatic breakfast maker

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

Access Denied!

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

Stand back - while I whip something up

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

"First, do no ham."

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

'She does great things with leftovers. . .She throws them out.'