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'He's not too swift with the rest of the commandments, but he does rest on Sundays.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Happy Easter

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

"May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs."

"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

Missing Easter Egg

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

'Oh, Christ.'

Easter Ham Free.

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

Three Parent Baby

Easter Bonnet

Easter Bunny!

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

Jesus and the Peeps

Easter bunny Island.

'I wasn't sure which one I should test first...'

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Add to Basket?

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

"Dad! Woody's taking all the fun out of the Easter egg hunt!"

Dog frightened by Giant Bunny

'Personally, I prefer a more traditional message for Easter Service.'

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

Curate talking to miners

Nativity Scene on the Underground

'Your late husband requests a status up date on how his stocks are doing...'