Sabbath Satirist T-Shirts

....And on the seventh day,god painted!

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Priest's 'To do' list.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Freshly ground pepper?"

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..'

How's my sermon. . .

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"...and in conclusion..."

Bishops Snooker

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

The Ten Really Cool Facts

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

'Even More Disciples'

Cheap Labour Countries.

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"