Spirituality Satirist T-Shirts

'A journey of a thousand miles begins with a profitable sneaker endorsement.'

'Levitation my foot! - He's got a TRAMPOLINE over there!'

"A little over the top with the ash and sackcloth."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Priest's 'To do' list.

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

Ghostwriting the Bible

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

At the 2021 Religious Games

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

"Freshly ground pepper?"

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..'

How's my sermon. . .

'Even More Disciples'

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

The Ten Really Cool Facts

Bishops Snooker

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."