Sabbaticals T-Shirts

"If my teacher can take a sabbatical, why can't I?"

Working Holiday

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

Technological Dependence.

How to spot the infrequent Mass attendees.

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

R.C.I.A.

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

"I'm taking some time off to get away from the stress. See you in ten years."

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

2pm meet your Creator

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

Promised Land Signpost

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

'When you take a vacation to get away, you really get away!'

Curate talking to miners

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

'What a relaxing vacation. I've even lost track of the news cycles!'

Planned service changes

Just along for the ride.

The Smug Unemployed Monkey

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'