Sabbaticals Pillows

"If my teacher can take a sabbatical, why can't I?"

Working Holiday

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

Technological Dependence.

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

"I'm taking some time off to get away from the stress. See you in ten years."

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

2pm meet your Creator

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

Promised Land Signpost

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

Planned service changes

Just along for the ride.

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

'When you take a vacation to get away, you really get away!'

'What a relaxing vacation. I've even lost track of the news cycles!'

The Smug Unemployed Monkey

Curate talking to miners

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'