Royal Birth Gifts

Where bird watching is not thought of as strictly a hobby.

"William and Kate are having another baby, I'm just saying."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Bond James, Bond."

The cell phone soother for life.

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Same old same old. How about you?"

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

Baby Mozart.

"WHich one is mine?"

Whoa

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

Botany Baby!

celebrating a birth.

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

Baby Playing Violin

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

Baby Hairstyles.

'She posted her first blog today.'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

'He's got your nose.'

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.