Royal Birth Pillows

Where bird watching is not thought of as strictly a hobby.

"William and Kate are having another baby, I'm just saying."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Bond James, Bond."

The cell phone soother for life.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"Same old same old. How about you?"

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

Baby Mozart.

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

Botany Baby!

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

celebrating a birth.

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

Baby Hairstyles.

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

Baby Playing Violin

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

'He's got your nose.'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'